August 2009
8 posts
This is america. We get butthurt a lot.
dougbarger:
if you’re canadian…don’t care.
In Canadia, butthurt is legal. If America would just legalize butthurt and recognize it as a valid sexual orientation, there would be less butthurt in the world.
Lol.
No need to get butthurt about butthurt.
robin williams is not a member of all time low,...
“MILDRED HAS A PASSION FOR ~SUSHI”
– Mandarin Buffet commercial
omg conan, just let them play already and stop...
to quote mcr, i'm not o-fucking-kay
great to know that the people i care about most...
sometimes it's really hard
sometimes the problems get out of control and he relapses and i relapse and he eats eats eats and i never do and i hurt and i hurt and i hurt and he never cares and he never says anything and it eats away at me and my skin and how i am and feel and nobody cares and everything is moving away from me and everyone leaves
everyone always leaves and i am never good enough
i feel empty but there is so...
i don't want to be your fucking "project". please...
July 2009
26 posts
i'm not good at being strong.
I just looked on wikipedia. Ed, Edd n Eddy is not...
youenvydoug:
And still going evidently.
Oh, the production is in Canada, no wonder.
BURN.
I live in Canada.
Ed, Edd n Eddy is not on any of the Canadian cable channels that I have seen… Where are the people supposedly watching this show?
my life is officially over.
my life is officially over.
I feel like I'm going to blow up with all these...
kayrutledge:
(via trendsandmakebelieve)
fuck you, curly fries, fuck you.
i had three large size orders of you. you are not supposed to do this to me. you are supposed to taste delicious and make my body go MM MM MM CURLY. and then digest nicely. none of this “lets throw up, lets do other weird things and make me have to eat prunes” shit. i hate you, curly fries. we are no longer friends.
great, everyone i know pretty much hates me.
/melodrama
i’m really upset right now, no one cares.
thanks for showing your true colors, guys.
makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
apparently no one cares that i’m miserable to the point where i’m crying…
sorry for the pointless bitching on your dashboard, but seriously? what’s a guy got to do in this world for some fucking attention? i refuse to be a clingy, needy boyfriend. i don’t want to be that guy. i just… i have needs too, and he’s basically ignoring them no matter how many...
thanks, boyfriend, for going out with your friends...
sometimes i wonder what the actual purpose of...
You know what I've never seen on tumblr?
A Jesus spam.
Yeah.
Do tumblr-ers just hate Jesus or something?
I wish people believed me so I could be all, “A QUARTER FOR YOUR FORTUNE” like those creepy machines in Swiss Chalet with the blinky eyes that you have to squeeze the shit out of and it tells you how your love life is going.
… On second thought, no, that machine reminded me of giving some old guy a hand job. Never mind.
(Ew.)
I find tattoos that are placed in the front of the...
(via youenvydoug)
Also tramp stamps. I’ll let the expression speak for itself… TRAMP STAMP.
believe me or not, i'm a mess.
Imagine, if you will, my dilemma.
There is this wonderfulamazingsexygorgeousfantastic boy who I love, am in love with, have every intention of marrying someday that is moving across this great country of ours (Canada) to be with me. I want him to be happy, obviously… Which is why I feel like such a great, humongous, jumbo, Supersize asshole.
So I’ve always had a kind of “sixth...
feels like i'm falling in love alone; TUMBLR WOULD...
“Tears are spent on your last pretense
And your tired eyes refuse to close and...”
– Beside You - Marianas Trench
i love you, boyfriend, but sometimes i just want...
Poison sounds like a There For Tomorrow song.
youenvydoug:
With that whispery vocal shit.
whispery vocal shit = whispering seductively
ohmigawd, alex gaskarth = trace cyrus???
food for thought.
hes sad.
kel-c:
and online on facebook.
but i dont know if i should IM him and ask him if hes okay :l
maybe just say hi?
my brother just mooed.
he was having sex.
ew?
okay, nothing personal is way more glorious than i...
ngl, i was planning to be underwhelmed but i am totally having a dance party in my underwear tonight.
June 2009
24 posts
i stay up all night in the hope that - maybe -...
which is stupid since we text all the time, but sometimes i just need you to.
sometimes i just miss your stupid smile and the way you scrunch your face up when you type ‘cause it’s too dark.
sometimes i just miss the way you make me feel sexy even when i’m having a puffy day and my thighs are massive and i’ve eaten nothing but salted pretzels and i’m on the verge of...
25 date ideas adapted from xkcd.com
cuddleblog:
1. Pretend you’ve never met, then loudly try out lame pickup lines in a swanky bar. Act like they worked. 2. Go on a walking journey and every fifteen feet draw a chalk arrow in the direction you’re going. At the end of the trip, leave a big pile of chalk. 3. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen 4. Go for a drive. You can only make...
have you ever been awake at 3 AM and suddenly...
ughh the new schools hours are 7:35 to 2:35
kel-c:
ofconfidence:
leftatwonderland:
gru3some:
karawrr:
sydneyblews:
sydneysunshinex3:
sydneyblews:
sydneysunshinex3:
keepthefaithbaby:
its a whole 5 minutes shorter total. i’m sick of every year changing, and finally get out in one year.
WHAT.
this is baller.
fifteen extra minutes of sleep?
helll yeah.
wtf? My school hours are 8:10-3:30
WELL LUCKY YOU BIATCH.
lmfao....
What the hell
shannnnon:
“Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo…”
That’s the first line of one of my AP lit summer assigment books. Is this teacher serious? I don’t even think that is grammatically correct. “It was there was a” definitely does not sound right. This is...
listening to taylor swift isn't helping...
i'm never leaving this room again.
not while she’s home, not while she’s awake, not ever except to leave in september, for work, to eat. i am never leaving this room again because if i don’t, she can’t make me move. i hate her so much, my mother. i hate her because she hurts me and she expects me to be excited for something i didn’t even want. she expects me to be happy for her when my entire life is...
i'm not ready to move. i'm not ready to be grown...
tumblarity = 0.
mission accomplished.
holy fuck, i am like this close \ \ to having new...
